Aurora: Mom, can I have a snack?
Mom: You need to have something like yogurt or a fruit.
Aurora: Can I have a Fruit Roll-Up?
*Fruit Roll-Ups are sugar plus some added sugar, sullying the good name of Fruit everywhere.
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3 comments:
Indeed. I was most upset to discover my Spidey themed fruit snacks were gummy sweets. Yuck.
Mmmm, roll-ups. I love the way they stick to your gums for hours.
Aurora is one smart cookie, isn't she.
Though perhaps i shouldn't mention cookies in her presence ...
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